Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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