I feel like I'm in dance class right now
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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