You really coming over, don't trick.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
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