I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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