I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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