Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
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