Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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