There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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