Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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