i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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