The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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