I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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