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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
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So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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