He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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