I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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