I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
no, he came in my armpit
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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