Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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