yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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