I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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