if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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