This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
