no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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