Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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