Grow some girl-balls and come out already
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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