Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
how do flat chested girls get laid?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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