I must be too annoying 4 u.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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