Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl