I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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