i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
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It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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