You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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