that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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