i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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