Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
FUCK WHALES
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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