it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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