i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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