she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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