this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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