Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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