Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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