Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.