I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.