Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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