is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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