Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
His nipple licking is glorious
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