OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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