I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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