she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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