Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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