I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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