the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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