There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
you will always have a special place in my vag
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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