I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
