She's JV to your varsity
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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