The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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